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is almost upside down hell

I wish I had more time to study things

But I spend too much thinking about myself

You know those scientists, doctors, and stuff

They seem to know stuff well

They tell me about it

A lot

But they always have something to sell

I wonder which is hell

Me trying to solve me to be a being

Or them solving all my problems for me

Take this pill

Do this stretch

Dance dance dance

Hummmm

Sing this trance

Listen

Just read more

It’s self help

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Looks funny upside down

But they are so convincing

Such a small cost for health

Once you’re healed you can be like me

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Then write a book

Just like I did

Sell it

Promote yourself

Shhhh

Don’t ask questions

These are the secrets to growing wealth

Pay into it

Make money with your money

Once you are rich you can share it with those who really need your help

But make sure you choose choose right

Cause some have evil motives

Wrong

They are wrong

And we are right

Righteous unite!

We band together

Hold riches tight

Draw circles ever tighter

We are safe inside our walls

We are the state, the country, all!

We know how to share

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As long as you believe in our needs

And send me nine dollars, ninety seven

This deal won’t last!

I gave you two cents for free!

Act now for yourself and follow me!

Your heaven imagined is just around the bend.

You’re helpless

Wait!

Don’t leave the page

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Do this before it’s too late

To save

You

.

From,

yourself